This is so disgusting

Piss and vinegar. I am full of the both of them today. I am aggressive and more upbeat than usual. I am jockeying slang-phrase nomenclature with a superb friend whilst listening to arguably one of the better rock album's to hit in 2002. That's right, "...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of The Dead's Source Tags and Codes"

The band will heretofore be referred to as AYWKUBTTOTD. (ctrl-c)

No. I don't know how to accurately place commas and quotations and italics and stuff like that. I can barely hit the single quote mark that I want to use it without smacking short on it's ugly cousin, the semicolon. look through the posts, you'll see it. Something to do with me breaking my smallest finger catching a football many many years ago. Which leads to the next thing about me typing. i can't. I suck at it. I look at the keys. I use maybe 3-4 fingers at any given time. I can find the home keys only because of the raised ridges and I just enjoy the fact that they are there. They're like keyboard nipples. i don't know where I'm going with this.

I did manage to tie in the title with both the 'photo' and the purpose of the post as well as a song lyric from AYWKUBTTOTD's World's Apart, which I think is also genius but most die-hard AYWKUBTTOTD fan's hate. To which I say, get over yourself. Did you really expect these guys to be somewhat 'emo' for another 8 years or so because you like to scream and watch them break their Peavey's? -yawn- look for the new album Oct 6. I bet god even hates on it. One thing I like about them is they know they are genius enough and pleased enough with their own sounds to give the industry and even the fans that simply must have repeat cd's -but better- the collective finger and make what they want. Go ahead. fix that run-on for me. I can;t be bothered.

yes, I'm leaving that one.

semicolons erased so far: 8. seriously. come on. I write like a child. I'll try harder.

For now, please view the glorious flyer. Just like many other collectible pieces of art, there are 2 other versions that I will inflict upon you, reader. Just to remind you that someone thinks I have enough vision to warrant showing other people that stuff in one building with a focus on it no less.

Yes, of course you can hire me to not only photograph your band but I will design the CD packaging and full promotion design as well. I 'contain multitudes'. seriously.

Don't worry. There will be drinks.