Yes, you're insane

I am entertaining the thought of asking someone who has the best chance of being able to understand me as to whether or not someone putting a CD on hold for me is even possible. I think I may have to have micro-interviews with them, one after the other, over a respectable time period so that I can know who to trust.

There's an exceptionally high chance that they will double-over with laughter at my query. Maybe I should just enjoy it. It's probably just me.

I need beer or tomato juice or both.