Bad Parenting

The groomers always make me feel like shit. It wouldn't matter if I brushed them everyday, those rats get dirty and matted and then I have to feel bad. I even brushed them right before I took them, but of course they probably laugh when they are on the table and the last 1/4 inch of fur looks brushed while the other 2-3 inches underneath looks like lumpy furry rainforest. It's like the night before the dentist with you scrubbing the shit out of your teeth until your gums bleed and flossing through to bone and rinsing with pints of Listerine.

They know, man. and they ain't buying it. They're chuckling. So out of guilt, I bought Mia a new harness. Kids...

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